For those of you who are unfamiliar with my many sagas, the Glow Fetus may be the most memorable of the last five years.

"Fetus, The Glow:
A parasitic organism which resides, presumably, somewhere in the region of the hosts uterus. It glows. Its origin is a mystery, even to its parents. Of which it has five. None of whom have the appropriate 'equipment' with which to have impregnated the host. Theories range from aliens to crack babies."

Well ladies and gentlemen, we have proof of its existence. No, really. A recent blood test request form included a startling 'Y' next to the "pregnant" option. Never have I been more shocked than when I read that. Especially since I would have to have the gestation period of an ELEPHANT for me to be even remotely likely of being knocked up.

I have no doubts that this is part of the GF's elaborate plan for world domination. The fathers must be so proud.

In other news, I should have the new scanner set up some time this week. You know, if I'm lucky.